Monday, July 28, 2014
Colonel Courage may have been the only GI Joe action figure to wear a necktie, but don’t let that fool you; “he’s not just a pencil pusher, he also relishes the frenzy that any fight brings."
Eurpean readers may not be familiar with the GI Joe action figures, but if you grew up in North America in the Reagan late Cold-War era, there was GI Joe, a comic/tv cartoon/toy line that produced some truly awful crap. GI Joe employed a legion of eccentrically named and costumed soldiers to defend America from a terrorist organization, COBRA, that seemed to have deeper pockets than any Bond movie super villain ever enjoyed. The beauty of the GI Joe world was that because it was children’s television, no one ever died, even though planes, tanks, and ships frequently exploded. Villains were always knocked cold with an old fashioned punch to the jaw.
If you are looking for a Monday laugh, I recommend this list of the Ten Mose Useless GI Joe characters. I am hoping for a Kickstarter to fund a set of miniatures based on these guys. And, if that’s not enough funny for one day, here’s what happens when a GI Joe nickname goes horribly wrong.
Sunday, July 27, 2014
Last night’s Saturday Painting Table was very exciting, as we had an Artist in Residence at the Mad Padre’s Painting Chapel. Here is good friend, blogger, wargames entrepreneur and all-around spiffing chap, James Manto, who came over for an evening of burgers, beer, and swapping manly jests while painting. He’s also looking happy because he unloaded some junk on me and took m\y hard-earned cash in return to finance his current samurai addiction.
Some of James’ samurai fellows being painted. His finished work is quite impressive.
I spent the evening continuing with my insane Napoleonics basing project, as I try to get my recently acquired Austrian, French and Russian 6mm armies ready for the gaming table. Here is a portion of the Austrian infantry and artillery, with a mixed bag of French and Austrian cavalry, in various stages of the basing process. I have about forty stands finished, an at least three times that to go.
I hope you are all having a pleasant weekend. Blessings to your brushes and die rolls! Michael
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
The chap on the right and I both had a bad day at Barossa.
Young Kinch and I once used Apple Face time to play a battle of Command and Colours Napoleonics, that being his favourite brew, with one of us being in Dublin, Ireland and the other in Medicine Hat, Alberta. Two years later, we repeated the experiment, and while my home had shifted a bit Dublinwards since then, we still needed technology to make it happen. This time, on CK’s suggestion, we used Google + Hangouts, which worked just as well. All I needed was a quick download from the App Store for my Macbook Air and we had the connection up and running. The advantage of Google Hangouts, vice FaceTime, I think, is that the Google method would allow more than two players to join in on a game, though I may be wrong there. There was another reason for using Google +, something about one of CK’s infernal machines, which he may want to expand on.
The battle we chose was Barrosa, from the CCN first expansion, the Spanish Army, which sadly I don’t have and the queue of punters necessary for GMT to do a reprint is not terribly long at the moment. However, I had the CCN basic set, and used Portugese blocks for the Spanish and green blocks from the Russian expansion for the single unit of Portugese. Worked well enough. We chose Barrosa because CK had the game set up in his fabulous gaming room using proper figures and scenery. I had the GMT version, somewhat less fabulous, in my prosaic Canadian basement. Rather than fuss with one player holding the other player’s cards up to the computer camera and hoping they were decipherable on the other end, we each chose to use our own CCN card deck, meaning that were playing with twice as many cards as we would in a normal game. I don’t know enough about statistic to know if that was a pardonable sin, but it was a practical solution.
In the Barossa scenario the French have the first move and they have two jobs, to smash the four inferior Spanish units on the hill which is the key to the battle, and to seize the hill itself. Taking the village of Barossa on the French far left of the board is a useful means to this end, and can be done with a French light infantry unit which is two hexes away from the empty village and can seize it on its first move. I wish I knew why I didn’t do that. Instead I used the Grand Maneuver card to advance four line units at the hill, hoping to drive off Kinch’s Spaniards with the bayonet. Sadly, I didn’t count on Kinch holding two First Strike cards, meaning that he was able to shatter two of my units before they could land a punch. In this rather grainy photo you can see the situation shortly afterwards. CK still had three functioning Spanish units, and had pushed his British Grenadier Guards forward. They took a pounding, but by the time they died hard I had wasted much time and shot my bolt. Speaking of Grenadiers, you will see my own Grenadiers in this photo, still waiting patiently on their start line when they should have been committed much earlier.
And it all goes rather pear shaped as CK throws in Graham’s British infantry and begins pushing me off the hill while French casualties mount.
Oh dear, this will be hard to explain to the Emperor.
The endgame, with the cavalry now in play. My heavies have had their chance and accomplished little, while CK’s lights threaten the remnants of my infantry on my left wing.
My lesson from this game, helpfully underscored by CK’s observations, is that I need to be much more aggressive with the French. Toujours l’audace! True, I had some bad luck with the two First Strike cards, but I did not push enough forces onto the hill early on and was too shocked by my initial repulse. Also, as I get more of my 6mm collection sorted and based, I am wondering if I should look at some sort of hex map that would allow me to place figures and scenery on, similar to what CK and Ross M and others do. That would allow me to use my own figures for CCN games if I wanted to. It bears thinking on.
I recommend Google Hangout to you if you want to play CCN with a distant friend (not a friend who is distant, as that wouldn’t be a very good friend, but a friend who lives at a distance), or with me for that matter.
Blessings to your die rolls! MP+
Monday, July 21, 2014
Since getting back from holiday I’ve managed to get a few hobby goals accomplished, including finishing off and basing these 6mm French Napoleonic figures. The bases are a little ungainly, as they are basically hacked from MDF board using a craft knife and my own unsteady hand. I could purchase some laser-cut bases, I am sure, but I’m reluctant to spend that much money on all the bases I would need to mount the 6mm collection I purchased last winter. The base sizing is according to Polemos specifications. The command figure is part of that big 6mm collection.
Each stand has 24 line infantry figures and 6 light infantry figures to serve either as eye candy or to represent a skirmishing capability if the rules and scenario allow for it. Depending on the scale of the rules, I could call this either a brigade or, with the necessary artillery and cavalry, a division.
The flags are also from Polemos and yes, one of them was placed upside down by error - I’m call to call that my Amish mistake (even if the Amish mistake is a bit of a myth, humility is still a good thing).
The lights are from Baccus’ French Voltiguer set and come in strips with two poses, loading and firing. I was disappointed that they didn’t have the lovely tall shako plumes that Voltiguers often wore. Also, I’m not sure if specialized light infantry units would be assigned to skirmish in front of line infantry, but I liked the look of it, so there. More and more I am realizing how little I know about this period.
To give them someone to fight, I am busily basing Austrians while devouring The West Wing on Netflix. There are also a lot of French chaps to base. I also got an order of scenics from Timecast, which are absolutely delightful, and I hope to start in on them soon.
To develop my Napoleonic skills, Kinch and I met on the electronic field of battle this morning, playing a Command and Colours game using Google Hangout. I was soundly drubbed. More to follow.
These figures bring my 2014 totals to:
28mm Mounted: 13, 28mm Foot: 22, 28mm Artillery: 1
20mm Foot: 33, 20mm Artillery: 2, 20mm Vehicles: 2, 20mm Terrain Pieces: 1
15mm Foot: 26, 15mm Terrain Pieces: 3
6mm Foot: 120, 6mm Terrain Pieces: 2
Kilometres Run: 686
Blessings to your brushes! MP+
Saturday, July 19, 2014
And with a few hours left in Saturday on my side of the Atlantic, hello! I’ve been working on a few things since I got back from holidays, but here’s what’s been on the painting bench today. This is a 20mm / 1/722nd scale plastic model kit from Italieri, their Country House kit. A few bits of dry brushing and adding some decorative foliage, and I’ll call it done, except for basing. The paint scheme is inspired by houses I saw in Tuscany last week, since the house has a southern European/Mediterranean feel to it. Most of my 20mm WW2 collection is intended for NW Europe, so I’m not exactly sure what I’ll do with this kit, but I’m sure I’ll think of something.
Blessings to your paint brushes! MP+
Thursday, July 17, 2014
It’s hard to say what I’m going to use these figures and vehicle for, but I like them and I enjoyed finishing off another project as I move some old figures through the painting queue and hopefully on to the gaming table.
This group is a 20mm Soviet command group from Britannia, as well as a Brtannia GAZ radio truck. The command group comes with six figures and two pieces of furniture, and I painted up a random Soviet soldier from the bits box to act as a sentry.
The 39th Guards Shock Army’s G3 explains how they will smash through the enemy defences and strike into the lair of the Fascist beast. Note the absence of Powerpoint in this briefing.
General Gutskoff listens while wondering if his nemesis General Badinov will make it across the Elbe before he does, despite promises to Comrade Stalin that the Fighting 39th will lead the way and be the first to plant the glorious Sovet banner on the far bank. I have to say that I really like the figure in the leather trench coat standing behind the general with the cup in his hand. He rather reminds me of Alec Guinness’ character in Dr. Zhivago.
I had started painting this vehicle last year but had to redo much of it after I discovered that the pigment I had used for weathering reacted poorly to Dullcote. Again, not sure what I’ll use it for except as eye candy for the table or perhaps an objective marker for larger scale games.
Some of that white stuff around the grill and the rolled tarp on the front fender are residue from the great pigment disaster.
The other project I finished at this time is this Armourfast T34-85 quick build tank. A very simple kit, with a modest amount of weathering. It could use some stowage.
Putting vehicles on bases is a new thing for me, a bit of an experiment. I think I like the look of it.
These figures bring my 2014 totals to:
28mm Mounted: 13
28mm Foot: 22
28mm Artillery: 1
20mm Foot: 33
20mm Artillery: 2
20mm Vehicles: 2
20mm Terrain Pieces: 1
15mm Foot: 26
15mm Terrain Pieces: 3
6mm Terrain Pieces: 2
Kilometres Run: 681
Blessings to your brushes and die rolls! MP+
Monday, July 14, 2014
A copy of Francois Gérard’s portrait of Napoleon, which is somewhat randomly positioned in the ceramics collection housed in a small building at the top of the Boboli Gardens, behind the Palazzo Pitti in Rome.
A copy of Antonio Canova’s bust of Napoleon, also at the Palazzo Pitti. The original is, I think, at Chatsworth in Derbyshire, UK.
The next two photos show memorials to the 2nd Coldstream Guards and to the Welsh Guards, and to the men they lost during the Italian campaign of World War Two, on the walls of St. Mark’s (The English Church), Florence. St. Mark’s is a charming Baroque building not far from the Arno and the Ponte Vecchio and is a functioning parish of the Church of England. Many of the soldiers remembered here are buried in the Commonwealth cemetery at Girone, just south of Florence. Sadly I never managed to visit this site during my all t0o brief stay in Florence. Of the 1614 identified dead buried at Girono Cemetery, 33 are Canadian.
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